Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kaleigh needs:
to learn how to be a friend
a hug
to eat every three hours

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh looks like:
Satan
Such a cutey!
Looks like a horror film or something

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh says:
HI!!!!!
Da da
The conquest of Palestine with singular virtue they performed

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh wants:
To move to Sweden
To get out of her playpen
CANDY! Then she wants to dance

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh does:
Soulja boy
A good job of taking advantage of her
Look a bit like Satan

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh hates
You with a passion
Pools
Being wrong

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh asks
Me to do something after school
“Can you help me pack my toiletries?”
everyone to join us in prayer

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh goes
DOWN
To work for the IRS
To DISNEY

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh likes
It and that’s the important thing
To wave to random people
To put underwear on

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh eats
Some popcorn and passes it to Rachael
People so beware
At reasonable prices

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Kaleigh wears
Hot pink ones (BARF)
A special little number
A nice watch and that’s it

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested " in Google Search:
A: Kaleigh was arrested
on charges of aggravated assault and terroristic threatening
for bomb threat
by the fashion police for the follicular tragedy she’s foisting